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He/him. chronic shitposter. warning: im too lazy to tag stuff usually.

jihaad:

jihaad:

completely enamoured with this thread

Screenshot from the r/fragrance subreddit.   Post title: "I want to smell inhuman."   Post body: "This is probably a very weird request, but I've become fascinated by the idea of a fragrance with no humanity or warmth at all- cold, remote, imposing, untouchable. Not repulsive, but beautiful in a, well, inhuman way,..."ALT

yeah im sold

Comment by Fair_Falcon_6083.   Text: "The answer is Ganymede!! It's inhuman and also has the most bizarre Fragnatica reviews. Here are a few:   "Smells like a Robot's breath."   "Like a serial killer stopping in to get late-night indian food in a shady part of the city. deeply un-scrubbable perverted metallic leather."   "Would render the Voight-Kampff test for Replicants unnecessary. Just take a surreptitious sniff at a suspect and inform the authorities."   "Imagine whole wheat seltzer..."   "If you bought your spaceship used, you spray this inside to make it smell new again. Smells like air ducts, electrical panels, and synthetic rubber seats.""ALT

sunnbnn:

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Dr. Ratio vs. Warp Trotter

girl238473927282984163893:

how it looks for two loner shut-ins to swag out together

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mortalityplays:

imitation-lobster-meat:

beesmygod:

riddlesinthedork:

i stopped the dental technician while he was applying fluoride to ask what the fuck the flavour was supposed to be. And he was like oh I was wondering that too. It says it’s walterberry.

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mychemicalbrromance:

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Erm… Awkwaarrddddd !!!!

tatzelwurming:

georgebbwbush:

“no smoking” 🚫🤮🙅‍♀️

“smoke knowing” ✅🧠😶‍🌫️

“gnome smoking” 🧙🏼‍♂️🍃💨

dathen:

I love how Dungeon Meshi has so many heartfelt little group interactions that usually you’d only get from fanworks. Like what do you mean that “Chilchuck is good at braiding hair because he would braid his daughters’, so he braids Marcille’s hair when she’s too depressed to take care of it” isn’t from a fanfic??